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By wurzel
#335861
This time last Saturday, i was on a coach having already had a pint of Blackthorn and a Double Vodka and Red Bull. Is that bad?
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By Zoot
#335863
blimey, when did this place get busy again?
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By Boboff
#335864
Depends if said coach was of the large upholstered seating kind* or the track suit bottoms, ever hard penis, and vest with a whistle kind, former ok, later, well you poor child it was obvious you needed something to take the pain away.

*Again for Toph, appreciate that the term is couch, but whats a vowel between friends.
By wurzel
#335867
boboff wrote:it was obvious you needed something to take the pain away.

Quite right. I was going to Cardiff.
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By Boboff
#335887
How to you get two Wales* in a mini.

Across the Severn Bridge.

Bedum Tish

* Should be spelt Whales obviously but with Pedant Police on the Loose hey !

Whats black and white and drinks like a horse ?

A Zebra.


Knock Knock


Who's their?

Bigish


Bigishwho


No your alright thanks !

Bedum Tish, wah wah, I am here all week, try the veal.
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By S4B
#335944
Zoot wrote:blimey, when did this place get busy again?


When you left the bar unattended and I took liberties with the free bar!
By wurzel
#336773
TuckerGreyhound wrote:sets up a row of flaming dr peppers....

I've heard that can be quite deadly.....
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By S4B
#336799
wurzel wrote:
TuckerGreyhound wrote:sets up a row of flaming dr peppers....

I've heard that can be quite deadly.....


What's the worst that can happen?
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By charla
#336810
That made me smile.
I'd love a vodka and lemonade. It seems to be tipple of choice at the moment and I'm in the mood to celebrate. I'm glad the house is free tomorrow and I have half a bottle of Baileys to myself.
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By S4B
#336813
Make sure you have plenty of ice to go with the Baileys.
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By TIAL
#336826
Oops! That was meant to be in the 'What's Making you Smile / Laugh' thread :oops:

Thinking about it though, I'll keep that order.
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By Vivienne
#336864
Just a mineral water with lemon & ice today, please.
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By timp
#336887
I think considering this thread has been going on for over a year it should be made into a sticky.
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By MK Chris
#336904
If they gave sticky status to every thread that's been going a long time, there'd be at least three quarters of a page of them and that'd be annoying.

But then, as I've made clear in the past, nothing against Zoot, but it's not my favourite thread.
By wurzel
#337040
Topher wrote:If they gave sticky status to every thread that's been going a long time, there'd be at least three quarters of a page of them and that'd be annoying.

But then, as I've made clear in the past, nothing against Zoot, but it's not my favourite thread.

*Clears throat nervously* why post in it then?
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By MK Chris
#337048
I think you'll find that of the few posts that I've made in here, some are voicing my distaste in the original idea, others are discussing various off-topic subjects that have come up. None have been of the pointless "pint of lager please barman" kind.
By wurzel
#337056
Topher wrote:I think you'll find that of the few posts that I've made in here, some are voicing my distaste in the original idea, others are discussing various off-topic subjects that have come up. None have been of the pointless "pint of lager please barman" kind.

But that's what i dont understand, if you dont like a topic or whatever, why post in it?
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By Yudster
#337067
Why don't you understand it? He just explained it perfectly clearly!
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By Zoot
#337072
Its a Marmite post this. I'm happy with that.
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By S4B
#337203
I love marmite! Do you serve marmite on toast in your bar Zoot?
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By MK Chris
#337212
I never understood the deal with Marmite. I like it, but I don't love it. The adverts are wrong.
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By Bruvva
#337215
Topher wrote:If they gave sticky status to every thread that's been going a long time, there'd be at least three quarters of a page of them and that'd be annoying.


And the rest of the page would be made up with viv's "what's your favourite colour" type threads.
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By Yudster
#337225
A lot of it is anyway, unfortunately.
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